As a present to ourselves, Mina and I went to Amsterdam at the end of March.
Weatherwise it wasn't such a good thing as it was still quite cold and damp, but
as we were inside for large chunks of the time it wasn't too bad.
We arrived on Sunday night, after going through the security theatre that even
provincial airports (Exeter) feel the need to play to reassure people they're not going to
be blown up. The plane itself was a tin can with tiny seats and no air, which reminded me of
why I don't travel much anymore.
Arriving at Schiphol was a pleasant entry into the sane normality the Dutch do so well.
We booked our tickets for the Keukenhof, bought the I-Amsterdam card
(combined entry into museums and travelcard) and return train tickets to the airport and
hoicked off to Centraal station. Got a taxi to our hotel, Hotel de Lantaerne
dropped off our bags and boosted out for something to eat. This is when it all started to go horribly wrong.
I'd researched places to eat within distance of our hotel, but we took a wrong turn out and missed
the junction. By the time we had gone round in a circle and found the main drag we were homicidal
with hunger. Fortunately the BOJO restaurant had rapid service and we were given large portions of
noodles, meat and sauce.
Sated, knackered and ready to fall over, we headed back to the hotel. Or so we thought.
In daylight, the route is nice and clear, in the evening with all of the streetlights
having light saving bulbs in which made everything really dim and maps completely unreadable
we got lost. About two hours later, we found our hotel and realised why the guidebook had made
no sense.
See the pretty bridge, see the way the bridge doesn't go across to the hotel, see the hotel in a
dead end. We didn't. In broad daylight, it's nice and clear -- at night, not so much. To get to the
hotel from Leidsestraat you have to cross a bridge, walk along on the other side of the canal from
your hotel and then cross another bridge back over to get to it. This was not that clear on the map.
After that, we didn't get lost at all :)
the big blue and orange houseboat is an extension of the police station
Monday we went to the
Rijksmuseum . They've closed most of it for renovations and just have an
exhibition about the foundation, history and artistic glories of The Netherlands. The curator of the
exhibition seemed to have a very dry sense of humour, some of the cards next to items were very
interestingly phrased. I've been to the Rijksmuseum before and found that the closure of most of it
was a good thing as it's impossible to do the whole building without totally overloading your senses.
This was a good way of seeing the high points without mentally melting down. Seeing history from
another perspective was also interesting as the UK and NE have warred and traded together for
over 400 years.
After that overdose of Culture, we went for a Canalboat Tour . The recorded tourguide covered the
history of the canals and Amsterdam whilst travelling along a lot of water, and going right outside the
outer ring into the mouth of the Amstel past Centraal station and back into the city again.
It was an amazingly touristy thing to do, but it gave a completely different perspective to the city.
In the evening, we hooked up with friends ( Regina, Harm and Mark) and went to a tapas restaurant
Brasserie "De Kelderhof"
where we managed to work our way through most of the menu. It had a very funky ladies room with
cloth hand towels which you threw into a basket when done. Afterwards we went to the
Cafe Americainin the American Hotel for hot chocolate with piles of whipped cream.
Tuesday We started by walking to the Bloemarkt which was an overload of flowers and bulbs.
By the time we'd walked halfway down we were overwhelmed with choice and finally just bought
a couple of bulbs.
We went to the
Hermitage satellite which had an exhibition of Art Nouveau under the last Tsars
which was fab. Glass, worked crystal and really amazing woodworking. It had a lot of Daum and
Galle and some examples of work by Tiffany, Lalique and Fabergé.
The parrot is the ancestor of every flying duck in interior decor.
After that, we went to a chinese
Nam Tin for Dim Sum. They were fine, but the service was appalling.
We figured that they feel that they'll never see us again so who cares, which was fine ten years ago
but is a bit of a mistake in the internet age as I'll be mentioning it in my review on Virtual Tourist which should have
a knock on effect as others are mentioning the same thing. After that we walked up to the Westermarkt and then walked back to our hotel.
Completely whipped, we ate at the tapas place again and then went to bed early.
Wednesday we went to the Keukenhof. it was drizzly when we left and I was a little twitchy that it
would be raining when we got there. Nope. The sun shone, we had pofferjies at one of the cafes and then
we walked, took photos and went ooooh a lot. The next post will cover what we saw.
Flowered out, we went back to Amsterdam, found the Pancake Bakery and had pancakes.
Stopped off to see Regina, walked back along the Prinsengracht, took some photos and then went
back to the hotel to pack.
Thursday am we dropped our cases at the left luggage at Centraal and then went for another walk
along the canals. We stopped in at the Tulip Museum and bought a couple of Amaryllis bulbs, had another hot chocolate, and then walked some more. We had to have covered about seven miles a day, but it was so easy because its so wonderfully flat--especially compare to Torquay, the town of seven hills :)
Then we went to Schiphol, sane security procedures except that I had my brand new water bottle confiscated because it wasn't in a sealed bag, but at least we didn't have to take off our shoes, jacket and empty our pockets. Arrived back home, totally knackered and promptly went down with a virus which we probably caught on the plane. I started feeling sniffly on the friday and by Saturday was in bed with a temperature and Mina going haa, this is what happens when you don't take vitamins. Two days later, she went down with it too. We've spent the last two weeks feeling like crap which is why this post is delayed. But we're better now.
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